Thursday, January 5, 2017

Top Ten Movies Of 2016

  Sorry for not posting for a while been busy.

10 Zootopia 

9 Angry Birds

8Independence Day Resurgence

7 Kung Fu Panda 3

6 Ghostbusters

5 Suicide Squad

4 Assassins Creed

3 Captain America Civil War

2 Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice

AND LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST

ROUGE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

also im going to write undertale fanfiction soon also CHECK ME OUT ON FanFiction.Net MY NAME IS PUNNYGUY624

Saturday, August 6, 2016

The Sword Prt1 - Onyxs Mission

A week after they met Onyx and Garnet were already really good friends. They would train together and they had practice fights often. Pearl liked him too. When Connie came to train.Onyx would accompany her and afterwards he had one on one training. Amethyst and Onyx had constant eating contests and Amethyst let him make a small bed in her room with some old junk. It seemed Onyx liked Steven the best. They would sit and talk for hours about Earth and The Sword with Peridot. Once in a while Lapis would join but not much. One day they were talking and Connie came up to talk. When Steven saw her he said 'OH Connie lets fuse!" Onyx perked up to see what there doing. Steven and Connie danced and Onyx laughed.When he looked again Steven and Connie were gone and a girl was there wearing similar clothes to Steven and Connie were wearing. The girl starting to glow and split into Steven and Connie. Onyx laughed "That's so weird! Is it because your half human or do you not know?" Onyx said. "Its because i'm half human.'

Onyx was amazed and said "Hey we should fuse Steven!" Then Onyx and Steven bowed to each other and started to fuse. Soon they were fused and they had become Obsidian! Connie and Peridot looked in amazement. They looked at their weapon (a giant mace) and started swinging it. After a while they heard something weird. A split second later a pod was flying towards the ground near Obsidian and went it hit the ground three Onyxes came out but then seven more pods came flying at them.Soon there was 24 Onyxes attacking them. Garnet,Amethyst.and Pearl came and helped them fight. Obsidian yelled "THEIR HERE FOR ME well me as in onyx but-"

He was interrupted by an Onyx throwing his axe at Obsidian's head. Obsidian turned around and hit 12 of the Onyxes with his mace but then some Onyxes got into their pods and flew off. Obsidian hit one of them with his mace. Obsidian unfused and Onyx said "We need to take one of these pods to the Sword Base." "I WANT TO COME!!" Steven said. "Fine but I think Pearl should come too." Onyx replied Pearl blushed and soon they were off. Onyx did some stuff pressing buttons. They landed in the hanger and Steven said "This is amazing!" All the gems in the hanger looked at them and charged at them to attack.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Fan Fictions By Joey



I will probably be making a lot more fan fics like this about Steven Uuniverse and my original character Onyx so please read them. I worked really hard on this one and the others will be longer so please enjoy.

Onyx's Story-My First FanFic



Onyx's Story

     Steven and the crystal gems (garnet,pearl,amethyst,peridot,lapis) were following a flask robonoid into the kindergarden. He felt like something was going to attack. When he told pearl she said "Steven we're fine. The last threat here was peridot." Steven knew that Pearl didn't like it in the kindergarden but he trusted her. Soon they heard something behind them. Garnet went to see what it was,but found nothing so they continued.

     Later,the robonoid stopped for no reason and behind them they heard something running towards them. Steven put up his s shield but it was just Lion. Suddenly the robonoid sped off. Steven got on Lion and chased it. Behind him the gems were yelling things like "Steven slow down!" and "Stop Steven!" He looked back and yelled "Sorry Lion won't slow down!" But then Lion stopped,the robonoid had done the same.
 
     There was a man standing in front of Steven. He had long,black hair that went down to his neck and a black gem in his chest. He started straight at Steven. Steven started  to yell for the gems but the gem said "Please don't do that." Then Steven asked "Whats your name?" "Onyx." He replied very quickly. Then he pulled out a battle axe out of his gem and yelled "COME OUT FUSION AND SERVANT PEARL!"
 
     Then Garnet and Pearl came out of a couple of gem holes. "This gem needs to come to the temple NOW!" Garnet said. Then Onyx started to act scared and said "NO. Please dont shatter me." Steven was confused and said "We just want to tal-." He was interupted by a red pearl who said to Onyx "If you fuse with me they can't hurt you." So after a brown flash,there standing in front of them was a huge,monsterous fusion there who could destroy them right then and there but instead they ran away. Steven threw his shield at them. It stopped and screeched. They ran at them but stopped and the gems heard Onyx say "I DONT WANT TO BE BROWN QUARTZ!" And they started to unfuse. When they were unfused the pearl was in its gem form.
   
     Soon everyone was safe in the temple. Onyx told them about how he was from a colony on a huge spaceship called in The Sword. There Red Diamond trained gems to be weapons to destroy rebels but he never liked it. A week ago he left and the nearest planet was Earth so he came here and Red Diamond sent a pearl to follow him.
   
     Onyx decided he would stay here until Red Diamond came after him and then he would have to leave Earth. Steven told him "Your always welcome as a crystal gem." Onyx didn't answer,he only smiled. The gems learned one thing from this encounter. They would have to prepare for a war against Red Diamond because it was coming and it was coming soon.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Top 5 Movies

Hello welcome back.

This is a list of my 5 favorite movies.

5 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire cool voldemort needs a nose












Guardians of the Galaxy  Do I need to say more?










3 Captain America When Captain America throws his mighty shield


















2 X-Men Days Of Future Past Everything started again en sabah nur watch until end of credits then comment












1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows cool voldy still needs a nose and harry cant die

Friday, November 14, 2014

Harry Potter

                                                

So I started reading Harry Potter and im going to give you my books in order of awesome.

1.  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

2.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

3.  Then the rest =)

Yup thats the list

I'm on Order of Phoenix (no.5)


Sunday, September 21, 2014

Top 5 Video Games

I should play more video games.


1. Lego Batman 2 buy it you wont regret it

2.Minecraft make anything!....except circles :) 

3.Arkham Asylum a long but good game 

4.Dishonored I haven't even played much

5.Arkham City  ark ham the other meat